Cost of going to winter retreat: $89
Dinner for the first night: $4
Spending time with God and friends all weekend long: Priceless

There's alot of things money can't buy. Instead of MasterCard, go to Him.

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I SHOT THE SHERIFF! But I did not shoot the depu--------------ty!!!!!
(I could not resist. Only few will know what this truly means. For those who do, HA!)


Weird Conversation of the Weekend
Tim: (mumbles something)
Me: What did you say to me?
Tim: What?
Me: You heard me.
Luther: Don't talk to my mother that way!
Me: What?
Luther: Tim's my mother.
Me: Well, Tim is my brother, so I guess I'm your aunt, then.
Luther: No...
Me: What, then?
Luther: That makes you my uncle.