Last night, a small group of us made a new friend. This friend's name is Hugh. Hugh Rather. This post is completely dedicated to Hugh and his uniqueness. Some things we haven't even discovered about Hugh yet. Hugh is an interesting person. Enjoy :)

Our friend Hugh...

• is extremely muscular with arms down to the ground
• has no feet, but wheels
• has the ugliest wings you have ever seen
• has no hair whatsoever, yet has a mohawk (we think its fake)
• always wears ear muffs
• can only hear what he sees (we don't know how because of the ear muffs), and he sees everything upside down
• was raised by wolves on a deserted island
• is a mediocre singer in a widly popular band
• laughs like a goat
• has the ability to erase memories from people's minds
• has a favorite saying.. "Forget you! I can fly!" and after it is sad, he drops houses on people
• always smells of exhaust, and we have yet to discover where this smell comes from
• has six inch thumbs
• drinks 3 cups of coffee before bed, where he then goes to sleep on a hardwood floor
• always has an itch in the middle of his back
• has numerous ingrown toenails
• has a set of very fine dentures

We are still discovering things about Hugh. Hugh is a most peculiar... man?