Thursday, July 14, 2005

Yes, I have changed the title of my blog, I personally thought the other was rather corny and I just.. I'm not completely satisfied with this blog! If you see any changes, don't pay attention. I'm just experimenting to find something that I am satisfied with, so don't freak out. It may only be temporary.

Well, I've been pondering for quite sometime on something to post about, but I really can't think of one that I haven't already done or that someone else has done, so I think I'll just do a song of the week and get done with it. I won't be posting at all next week (Monday through Friday), and I probably won't have a new post until the following Monday (the 25th???) because I will be at CAMP! Alright, in celebration of the new blog title, I will do the song of which it was inspired.

Dare To Be Stupid
by Weird Al Yankovic

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatos can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid alright
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid

5 Comments:

At 10:55 AM, July 15, 2005, Blogger The Lord works! You should, too... said...

I was wondering the same thing as Big Red but I totally love the song Brookinater... Peace!

 
At 5:55 PM, July 15, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

NICE!!
Brittany

 
At 2:37 PM, July 17, 2005, Blogger disciple-in-training said...

Thanks for the comment. I've been in "The Family" since I was four too, so I know what you mean. I like your blog...interesting song:) Blessings, Rachel

 
At 3:22 PM, July 17, 2005, Blogger Ben (discipleofElyon) said...

Hey, I have been away all week so sorry about taking so long to reply to your post. I will have a really long post about my week soon.

 
At 9:49 PM, July 23, 2005, Blogger [ brooke ] said...

Yes, it was based off another song. Forgot which one though.. Thanks for commenting, Rachel and Ben, its okay.

 

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