Have you noticed lately that all the car dealerships have been having "employee discounts" to all their customers? Wonder why? Recently, a somewhat reliable source told me that they are now creating cars that run on pure hydrogen, which is more flammable than unleaded gasoline (not that you needed to know). That is, in fact, why they are getting rid of all the cars...to make room for the hydrogen burning automobiles! w00t! With the technology we have these days (and have had for a while) you would think that the oh-so smart scientists would've come up with an alternative to gasoline long ago. Turkey gizzards, chicken fat, vegetable oil. WE WOULD SETTLE FOR ANYTHING BUT GASOLINE SINCE IT IS WELL OVER $5 A GALLON IN SOME PLACES! But with Visine at $1100 per gallon (courtesy of the colonel), some would rather settle for gasoline. Hopefully, by the time I drive, they'll have everything sorted out and I'll be driving cheaply.