I realize that I have been a jerk lately. But as Dave told me, only others can determine whether or not you're being a jerk, or any other noun-like adjective. But, in my opinion, I have been a jerk lately. I just try to get back at people, because people frequently "burn" me and I just don't want to be sitting there like a doofus and just take it, I want revenge! So I just say something equally stupid back. That hasn't been the case, I've actually been MEAN about it. Someone help me.

Also, a very merry 64th birthday to you.