....american pride???

Which country should you REALLY be living in? United States of America You're an American through and through. You like the idea of liberty and freedom, and enjoy watching the odd ball game with your trusty weiner bun and bud light. Sweet, dude.

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY, ANDREW!!!!!

The dinner theatre was a success. And it sure is a good thing we know how to improvise.

Thanks to my favorite family for having the cast (and a couple stowaways) over afterwards. It was fun, and I apologize for all the noise we made.

Bye-bye, blondie.

Dear Abby, Dear Abby,
My TV is broke.
My Hershey's have melted.
And I'm all out of Coke.
Can't read my enquirer because it's all wet.
So, how will I know if they found Elvis yet?
Signed, Upset

I need some emotional support.

And now I'm going to post a random picture that I found on this library computer. Are you ready, kids? It looks..kinda funny. But it doesn't make me happy.

I think I'm obsessed...

Cost of going to winter retreat: $89
Dinner for the first night: $4
Spending time with God and friends all weekend long: Priceless

There's alot of things money can't buy. Instead of MasterCard, go to Him.

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I SHOT THE SHERIFF! But I did not shoot the depu--------------ty!!!!!
(I could not resist. Only few will know what this truly means. For those who do, HA!)


Weird Conversation of the Weekend
Tim: (mumbles something)
Me: What did you say to me?
Tim: What?
Me: You heard me.
Luther: Don't talk to my mother that way!
Me: What?
Luther: Tim's my mother.
Me: Well, Tim is my brother, so I guess I'm your aunt, then.
Luther: No...
Me: What, then?
Luther: That makes you my uncle.