a silly song by larry

There is a butterfly passing by
Orange and grey I heard him say,
"Flowers make me wheeze,
Pollen makes me sneeze."

Blow, blow your butterfly nose.
Oh, blow your nose, please!

There is a butterfly passing by
Pink and teal I heard him squeal,
"Certain kinds of cheese
bug my allergies."

Blow, blow your butterfly nose.
And take some vitamin C!




There was a butterfly passing by...

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.


Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Superman vs. Batman

WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY: The movie will follow Superman and Batman as they join forces to battle as-yet-to-be determined villains. Along the way, however, the two A-list superheroes wind up butting heads over their varying approaches to crimefighting.

[credit: eonline]

WHAT I HAVE TO SAY: Ahh! I can't wait! I think I would pass out during the beginning credits over all the excitement, though. Two great actors playing two great superheroes in the same movie? I like both of them... :( Superman is destined to win. Unless, of course, Batman turns his Batmobile into the Kryptonite mobile. Dude. I'm getting stressed already. I'm definitely gonna see it, though.

juillet septième

On this July 7th, 2006, there are a few things to celebrate.






(1) This is my 149th post
(2) Tomorrow marks my last parade of 2006
(3) POTC : Dead Man's Chest is now in theatres and it was quite a thrill
(4) The Captain wants to wish some beatle a happy birthday
(5) I've been getting quite a few comments on my hair. I guess that means that it is good.


Now, I must go drink some chai tea while doing some thai chi.

e v e n t f u l

Well, since most of you thoroughly enjoyed Jac's latest, I figured I would do something similar. Feel free to add anything you please. By the end of this post, everything mayn't be in chronological order.

1) Hibbing gets kick butt theatre
2) Brooke goes through shear tragedy (which means she got a bad haircut)
3) Friend offers to fix bad hair cut
4) Brooke runs around screaming until she realizes she's acting pathetic and gives in to the person with scissors
5) Brooke and three others go to Bemidiji for a weekend of fun
6) Brooke gets phone back
7) Brooke gets many new items for some good deals
8) Brooke waits until Friday when she can finally wear her pirate eyepatch whilst watching Dead Man's Chest
9) Brooke is caught on fire for a mere two seconds
10) Brooke gets red, hard welt on forearm the size of Kansas from flaming bottle rocket that caused the same misfortune as the previous
11) Brooke and friends dance with some not-so-sober people at a concert in Tower featuring my potential brother's brother
12) Brooke participates in many-a-parade and is longing for the end of marching band
13) Brooke gets application for possible potential job
14) Brooke's mother loses two friends in same day
15) Brooke buys advanced ticket to POTC because she simply cannot wait until at least noon on Friday. No, no! It must be midnight.
16) Brooke's very good friend left today and she misses her already

top 11 christian pick-up lines

11. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
10. Excuse me, is this pew taken?
9. Haven't we prayed together before?
8. I know Dr. Dobson personally.
7. I don't see it myself, but some people say I resemble Michael W. Smith
6. I've prayed about it and God wants you to go out with me.
5. You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (DO NOT get this confused!)4. I'm not like those other (insert your church name here) guys.
3. My Friend told me to come and meet you, He said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's His name.
2. Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin?
1. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?