weirded out.. seriously

Dude, I was totally looking for people with similar interests as me (see profile) and I click on One Fall Short in my profile, and it'll bring you to a list of people on a seperate page who have that interest in their profile as well.. and I click on it, and I see me as me now, another person, and someone with the name as brooke (the) devine! And I'm like, "Holy wow, that's me!" So I click it, and I found this. Just thought you were bored since you're here, so I figured I'd post this just for kicks.

songs of week : star wars gangsta rap and the saga begins (both by weird al)

"Star Wars Gangsta Rap" (I heard about this song from the good ol' Reinclan)

(Intro)
It's not the east or the west side.
No it's not.
It's not the north or the south side.
No it's not.
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
Keep frontin' the Empire
To all you Vader-haters out there, we'll blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned to the Dark side?
Yes, he would be a powerful ally, another Dark Jedi.
He will join us or die.
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
We got death star.(Death Star)
And you know that we got it.(Death Star)
And you know that we got it.(Death Star)
(Owen)
Luke, get your [butt] over here right now!
quit monkeying around with that Damned landspeeder
where are them two droids i asked you to clean, boy?
Have you cleaned your room?
(Luke)
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation,
I cleaned the droids,
can I go to the Hachi Station?
I gotta lay away on the power converter,
but now you treating me like a scruffy nerfherter.
(Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Luke, use the Force and run,
Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah,
Luke, use the Force and run,
Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah,
I'm Yoda,
I'm a solda,
I'll mold ya, and fold ya,
I thought I told ya,
don't be unwise judge me not by my size,
you wont believe your eyes,
watch the X-wing rise.
Yoda, why you being a playa-hata?
You know I must confront Lord Vader.
But Luke not ready are you.
But there's a city in the clouds where their keeping my crew,
a Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do,
so now Vader, I'm coming for you.
That's right Artoo.
Set a new course
we're going to cloud city.
Ah. Thats a mighty fine Gin and tonic
Why dont you mix me up another?
Impressive, now release your anger,
you must have sensed that your friends are in danger.
Ow! why did you slice off my hand?
It's imperative that you understand.
Obi-Wan would never bothered,
to tell the truth about your father.
He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
Then there is something I must reveal then.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
Knock him out the box, Luke.
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke.
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke.
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke.


"The Saga Begins"

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation in-
To maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who'd win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"

He was singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
While I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader some day later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader some day later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"


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Well, I saw Star Wars Episode III : Revenge of the Sith at 12:01 A.M. on Thursday, and we waited in the rain for 3 hours because they wouldn't let us in until 11 P.M. so we just sang songs and watched these other Star Wars nerds dressed as Darth Vader and just some regular guy in regular jeans, battling with light sabers! And we watched Reinman drive around the parking lot blasting the SW soundtrack. The movie wasn't too bad, it had its share of corny lines and bad acting, but I think it *might* actually deserve to be an Epsiode rather than a crapisode. And partly, that is only because Jar-Jar was only in it for about 7 seconds.

You Are Pedro!

Which Napoleon Dynamite Character Are You?

clueless

I just don't understand how people think that there is no God. How else do you think we got here? Evolution? Oh yeah, I once was a little speck of algae growing on a rock in the middle of the stone age MILLIONS of years ago, and somehow, I just formed into a person. That's completely absurd and ridiculous. There is no other explanation, there WAS and IS a God, the ONE and ONLYYYYYYYYY. Get it? Got it? Good.

Some people just don't even care if they're going to Hell or not or whatever they do. (Yes, I'm sure some of you know why I said that.) Today, I discovered that a male in my grade has decided to turn homosexual. What IS the point? I just can't seem to get it through my pea-sized brain why anyone would even WANT to do that. Yeah, I prayed for him 2nd hour after I was done taking a test silently in my seat giving me the courage to somehow tell him what the crap he's doing and what is gonna happen.

And on Good Morning Northland today, they're doing this new experiment down in Minneapolis at a Cub Foods, that instead of money or credit check or whatever the heck they do in grocery stores, they're doing fingerprints. FINGERPRINTS! Could this be the start of the rapture? (Because, well, it says that there will be computer chips inserted in our foreheads or wrists and that will be our form of pay if they scan it, and I guess fingerprints could be the start of it..)

I just pray that all the Christians and believers out there will get the courage to preach the gospel and get off their butts and do what God put us here for!



I also pray for the people who make bad, bad, bad, BAD decisions in life. God, help them.

Do they even know?

a little note

Oh, a little note to that anonymous poster in my previous post, I would just like to thank you for what you said. I don't know if you're serious, or if your just one of my friends trying to make me feel good or you really mean it.. I just want to thank you because that just made me really happy, I just.. I needed that. I know that sounds corny, but you better believe it.

Thank you.

song of the week : she's in love

Well, I've decided to do a song of the week thing, you know, weekly. So, here goes.

"She's in Love" by According to John

What a beautiful smile A radiant girl
Fell in love first time I saw her She stays on my mind I’d give anything
To know everything about her

Pre-Chorus:There’s light in her eyes And I know it’s all for him She carries on and on Like he was her best friend

Chorus:
She’s in love (echo)
It’s not hard to see
But I would like to believe it was with me
Someone got a hold of her heart
And he won’t let go
And I know She’s in love

Verse2:She looks to the sky When she talks about him
She believes he hung the moon Said he had to go away
She waits for his return Says he’s coming for her soon

Pre-Chorus2:
How can this be fair?
This guy can walk on water
Don’t guess I’ve got a prayer
He’s written love letters - to reach her

Bridge:She worships the ground he walks on
She just smiles when she says his name
It’s a match made in heaven
I can’t compete with the King of Kings




I just love this song.. It's so good! I hope you enjoyed it too.. Just by, er, reading the lyrics.

What's your Personality Type?

Your #1 Match: ENFJ

The Giver You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine. You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

What's" Your Personality Type?

techincial difficulties

Hmm, we seem to have some technical difficulties with my blog. Well, everything seems to be have working out as planned, but my sidebar, profile, links, and everything that is suppossed to be in the sidebar, IS NO MORE! I'll have to go ask East about it, after all, he is the one who did it in the first place! Oh well, I'm sure he can make it come bakc somehow.. He knows lots of HTML and CSS (I think) so I suppose he can fix it.. I hope.

Tim, come to the rescue!








Ahhh! He's hacked into my blog!!!!



Oh, and if you're wondering, a peek-a-boo comment is just clicking on the comments thing at the bottom of the post, and the comments just appear, then once they appear the previous appears, and so on and so forth.

Hello!

I am Devine!

You cannot deny this!

How you be so short?

Alright alright alright!

No, its just me yelling! I

I want to have your kids!

I want to steal them and eat them!

(man)We need to compromise on this.

(women) that's right, your going to compromise!

All this and more from East!

Ok, the end!

I hope you enjoy your peek-a-boo comments!

Chau

rapture

Last night, I had a strange dream about the rapture. My dad, sister, and I were driving in some mysterious town when my dad turns around from driving, looks out the back window, and says, "Hey! There's a cross in the clouds!" I look and sure enough, there is a coal colored cross in the middle of the clouds. The cross splits open and out comes the sun, and then a white outline of Jesus appears on the sun, and starts walking down towards and we're like, "Oh my garsh! It's the rapture!" We get out of the car and he steps down from some invisible steps, and we bow down, and other people are all confused sitting on peus (don't ask how they got there..) because the man we were bowing down to, certainly didn't look like how you would imagine Jesus to look, he had short, blonde hair wearing a green suit shirt and a black tie, with black pants and shoes. He sort of looked like this. Well, for some reason, he didn't take us up to Heaven with him, he just stayed down here with us. Well, we went to the grocery store and bought milk, then when I came home, he disappeared and someone attacked me from behind, and they brought me to a different house and put me in an electric chair type thing. All I thought was, "Oh no. I'm gonna die." Then, I just thought "Jesus, Help me!" Then, about 5 minutes later, he knocks at the door and the bad guy disappears. That's the end of that dream.

NEXT DREAM!

Me, Jason, and Chris were going to the Superbowl and we had a list of who would be performing during the half-time show on a lanyard, with strange bands like B2k (is that even a band?), The Beatles, and last but not least, Jenni E. Reini! I don't really remember what happened after that, except Jason and Chris wanted to leave, but I said I had to stay to watch Jenni play. I hope this dream means that Jenni will be a big singer one day and doing gigs BIGGER than the Superbowl half-time show! w00t!


I have weird dreams.